50 Reasons Why You Should Date a Designer

1. They are very weird people.
2. You will never understand their gifts.
3. They believe that undo should be part of life.
4. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.
5. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their work.
6. Often find themselves giving their family a lecture about colour profiles.
7. They rather spend their money online than buying you a birthday present.
8. Their cooking often ends up in an artistic explosion.
9. They listen to music you have never heard of.
10. You wake up in the middle of the night hearing them screaming “When is the deadline?”
11. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
12. They want to spend all the money in the Apple Store. 
13. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
14. They hate Excel.
15. If you want to redecorate, please consult with them first.
16. They had drawing tablets before we even knew it existed.
17. Use any font, except Comic Sans.
18. They want to save the world only with a poster.
19. Ask everybody’s opinion and still do their own thing.
20. They love cartoons and read comics.
21. They know more positions than the Kamasutra.
22. They can look at one image/photo for a long, long time, and not say a word.
23. Hate the fact that the client is always right.
24. They do judge a book by its cover.
25. Their furniture, if they care about furniture, usually is something from a weird era or style.
26. They would buy weird sh*t just because they like the packaging.
27. When you are going to tell you something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.
28. You will spend the day brainstorming.
29. Everything is left justified, right or center unless they arrive late.
30. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
31. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
32. They make collages with your photos.
33. You never know if it is really an original or a copy.
34. They love cameras, take photos when you least expect it, post them in different shapes and sizes, in and on anything, including Facebook.
35. They don’t fear drawing on the floor.
36. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
37. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
38. They will analyse conversations in layers.
39. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
40. You think they are listening, but the chances are good that they are studying the pattern on your clothes.
41. They design their own valentines/birthday cards for you.
42. They don’t laugh at ridiculously dressed people, just ridiculously bad designs.
43. They almost never complain about work to you, because you won’t understand anyway.
44. They may be very bad at making conversations, but They sure make great listeners (client talk habit).
45. They can make you look like a model in a minute! – with Photoshop.
46. You’ll never get a badly taken photo of you tagged by them on Facebook, because they’ll fix it first.
47. They buy McDonalds Happy Meal because they liked the Minion toys.
48. They will be so obsessed with observing people that they wont look at you enough when you go out with them at a public place.
49. They Have a Special Kind of Humor.
50. They are great storytellers.